Don't be lost when the time comes, for the day of the Lord cometh like a thief in the night.

Reverend Cleophus James

What the fuck am I doing?

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Hank McCoy / Beast: You have no idea what I'd give to feel...
[Both answer]
Hank McCoy / Beast: Normal.
Raven Darkholme / Mystique: Normal.

Lewis Rothschild: Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics, and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in five weeks is mood swings?
Leon Kodak: Well, I could explain it better, but I'd need charts, and graphs, and an easel.

Selena: What's up?
Jim: Nothin'. Got a headache.
Selena: Bad?
Jim: Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Selena: Well, why didn't you say anything before?
Jim: Well, because I didn't think you'd give a shit.

Young Jenny: Promise me you'll come back
Young Ed Bloom: I promise. Someday. When I'm really supposed to.

What's the decor? Early Mexican brothel?

Armande Voizin

When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.

Maria Kelly

The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Lester Bangs

Your father says he doesn't care what happens to you. You can go to a trade school. You wanted a job? You'll see how much fun a foundry can be!

Gilberte Doinel

Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

[at board meeting] I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Bob Slydell

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