We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

Detective John Kimble

That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!

Homer Simpson

Ron: I reckon you'd have to be barking mad to enter your own name in the Goblet of Fire.
Harry: Caught on, have you? Took you long enough.

I love your eyes. I even love... your mother.

Johnny

Harry Dunne: This is my associate, Dr. Christmas.
Dr. Lewis Meldman: Christmas, as in the holiday?
Lloyd Christmas: No, as in the tree.

It's time to pump up the jam!

Ninja

Everyone has something they're good at. I've always been stupid, but I'm good at this.

Bess McNeill

Jeff Portnoy: So, what's the plan, man? You gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudes?
Kirk Lazarus: No, no. Mandarin Chinese. What I can tell, it's what they're speaking down there.
Jeff Portnoy: How the hell do you know Chinese?
Kirk Lazarus: Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar. I prepped for that one by working in a Beijing textile factory for eight months.

Pay attention, we're gonna ask questions later!

Buddy "Cloudy" Russo

D-Bob: Are you learning stenography or something? Everything he's mouthing is in the goddamn book.
Rudy: I gotta make an A in this class.
D-Bob: Just remember "Sitz im Leben" and it shouldn't be a problem.

Maria, I am your daughter.

Isabella Rossi

I’m not giving up on you.

Tadashi

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