My chin's hanging out right next to yours. I'd worry a lot less if I thought you were worrying enough.

Tom Reagan

No one talks to my friends like that.

Drax the Destroyer

Shut up! Mr Gazzo wants the 200 now.


Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

Danny Ocean

Great country. Free cars.

Han Sing

Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?

John McClane

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!

Andy Stitzer

I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you've got something else to say... back the fuck off.

Mark Hoffman

Jewel: Come on Blu, you can do it!
Blu: I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!... I can't do it!

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli

Graham Hess: [to God] Don't do this to me again. Not again. I hate you. I hate you! The fear is feeding him. Don't be afraid of what's happening. Believe it's going to pass. Believe it. Just wait. Don't be afraid. The air is coming. Believe. We don't have to be afraid. It's about to pass. Here it comes. Don't be afraid. Here comes the air. Don't be afraid, Morgan. Feel my chest. Breathe with me. Together. The air is going in our lungs. Together. We're the same. We're the same.
Merrill: We should save the flashlights.

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