Favorite Quotes
Forever turned out to be too long.
Susannah
Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.
Proximo
Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O. James Bond: It's only a number...
[recording a message] My girl Holly and I decided to kill ourselves. The same way I did her Daddy. Big decision, you know. Uh, the reasons are obvious. I don't have time to go into right now. But, one thing though, he was provoking me when I popped him. Well that's what it was like. Pop. I'm sorry. I mean, nobody's coming out of this thing happy. Especially not us. I can't deny we've had fun though.
Kit Carruthers
Sam: It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there *is* still tea-time.
Gollum: We're not *in* decent places.
Who is this? Sal, is that you. I can hear you breathing you fuck. You listening, your mother sucks fucking big (expletive) elephant dicks, you got that?
Joey LaMotta
I found the eye of the snake.
D'Leh
I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.
Little Bill Daggett
I will never leave my son.
Perseus
So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?
Mike Yanagita
Hey, what's the word Big Bird?
Bucky Larson
Brandt: Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier, once we get instructions for the money.
The Dude: Why me, man?
Brandt: He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.
The Dude: He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
