Bruce Banner: I've got a problem. There are aspects of my personality that I can't control.
Dr. Samson: See a shrink.
Bruce Banner: It's a little more complicated than that.
Dr. Samson: Bruce. Trust me when I tell you, I've heard them all.
Bruce Banner: Not this one
What the fuck am I doing?Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
Make no mistake, gentlemen. We are in the fight of our lives, against one of the greatest battalion commanders of the Vietnam War, I shit you not.Commander Anderson
[Listing superheroes he has met] Let me see, who else have I met? There's The Pincer, The Pickler, Princess Headbutt, um... White Flight And The Black Menace - they work together.Invisible Boy
This is the best bad plan we have... by far, sir.Jack O'Donnell
Thank God you found her! She just took three thingies of herbal ecstasy and wondered off! She's so out of it, anything could have happened and she probably wouldn't even know it! God, I was so worried somebody was... well you know, taking advantage of her or something. Here, help me get her on her feet.Stoned Girl's Friend
It's always "somebody tipped them." Never "the cops are smart."Verna Jarrett
If you are one of us, help us!Moat
When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.Maria Kelly
Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!
[whispering in the dark] Donna. Oh, I've missed you.Richard Fenton
We're the law, bitch!Ryan