Reid Garwin: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a $20 on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: [slapping down a $20] Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: [slapping down a $20] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was 12. [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties] Keep the change, man.

Reuben Tishkoff: If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.
Terry Benedict: You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.

If there is one thing I have learned, Number One, is never underestimate a Klingon.

Picard

You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!

Kyle

I will never leave my son.

Perseus

Morpheus: What is it, Niobe?
Niobe: I can't help it, Morpheus, I can't help thinking, what if you're wrong? What if all this, the prophecy, everything is bullshit?

Everybody's asking me what it's like to kiss a Jew.

Sally Wheeler

The name's Bond... James Bond.

James Bond

Alright, boys, this is the last shot we got! We're gonna run the picket fence at 'em! Jimmy, you're solo right! Everett, Merle should be open on the other side of that fence! Now, boys, don't get caught watchin' the paint dry!

Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch

Harry: Professor, can I ask you something?
Professor Lupin: You want to know why I stopped you facing that boggart, yes? I would have thought that would be obvious - I assumed it would take the shape of Lord Voldemort.
Harry: I did think of Voldemort - at first. But then I remembered that night on the train... and the dementor...
Professor Lupin: I'm very impressed. That suggests that what you fear most of all... is fear itself. This is very wise.

[to Andy] You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo's, I saw it.

Emily

Fast fish.

Hooper

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