Officer Olson: Hiya, Norm. How ya doin', Margie? How's the fricasse?
Marge Gunderson: Pretty darn good, ya want some?
Officer Olson: No, I gotta - hey, Norm, I thought you were goin' fishin' up at Mille Lacs?
Norm Gunderson: Yah, after lunch.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

C-3PO

Harry Burns: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.
Sally Albright: What?
Harry Burns: I love you.
Sally Albright: How do you expect me to respond to this?
Harry Burns: How about, you love me too.
Sally Albright: How about, I'm leaving.

Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?

Sean Parker: One suggestion: Get rid of the "the". Just *Facebook*. Flows better.

This day was bound to come!

Selene

This old maid, she had a parrot that cursed a blue streak and knew more vulgar expressions than Mr. Kowalski.

Blanche DuBois

Everyone heard me say reset button.

Mr. Furious

My pa always said "Never trust a Hogwallop!"

Pete

Sky people can not learn, they do not see.

Neytiri

[holding a glass with wine] Good evening, Herr Kolnas. You drink better wine that you serve.

Hannibal Lecter

Susan Pevensie: Who are you?
Prince Caspian: I am Prince Caspian.

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