J.D.: Die, replacement-friends!
Wayne: Eat this, Fake Wayne!
Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?
Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.
Holly, here's your fucking landing light. Woo.John McClane
Dario: [slowly looks at her] Ha! Ha! Ha! You're dead!
Pam Bouvier: [raises a gun] You took the words right out of my mouth!
Do you want to win the War on Terror? Yes or no?Senator Jasper Irving
Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller.
Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not. *He's* getting *bigger*!
Mr. Salt: He's at it again!
Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?
Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!
Mr. Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!
[upon seeing Amanda's bare room] Kidnapped the furniture, too?Patrick Kenzie
Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!
You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Jonny, how do you feel about that?Surfer
Otho: What happened to the people who lived here?
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.
Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf.Ken
Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. Fat people don't go as high.