Be excellent to each other. ...And... party on, dudes!

Abraham Lincoln

Or don't vote for me... who cares? Don't vote at all!

Tammy Metzler

So this is planet Houston.

General Zod

Mikey: You idiot! You glued it upside down!
Chunk: It looks fine to me!
Brandon Walsh: If God would have made it like that, you would be peeing on your faces!

Marshall Sisco: Are you gonna go get him?
Karen Sisco: It's possible, why?
Marshall Sisco: Well, I was thinking, you could have a nice time with him on the ride down - like picking up where your interlude or whatever you call it left off - and then you could throw him in the shit house!

Charlie Croker: We set?
Lyle: Yeah. I've enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby.
Left Ear: We're in Italy. Speak English.

Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

Floyd: This is impressive. I respect you, Bondurants.
Jack: You want any more of this stuff?
Floyd: As much as you can bring me

Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

The problem is every time I try to get close to somebody it's like there's something out there that just says oh Tibby's about to be happy, better get her.

Tibby

Kara Milovy: What happened?
James Bond: He got the boot.

That's odd!

Mr. Nicklas

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