That was a hell of a thing.

Fred Kwan

I haven't had so much fun since the day we put glue on Fräulein Josephine's toothbrush.

Kurt

[getting drunk] First they take Ugarte and then she walks in. Well, I guess that's the way it goes... one out and one in.

Rick

Kevin Swain: We're not bank robbers.
Terry Leather: Maybe that's why we could get away with it.
Dave Shilling: It's a bit daunting, isn't it?
Terry Leather: You know what scares me more? Living and dying with nothing to show for it. You know how old Mozart was when he composed his first minuet?
Dave Shilling: No.
Terry Leather: Five. Five! A fucking minuet!
Kevin Swain: And how would you know that fact, Terry?
Terry Leather: Because it's tattooed on that stripper's ass, Kevin. What the fuck's it matter how I know? It's a fact and you're missing the point, Kev. What I'm trying to say is, we stop fucking about and stop picking the shit from under our fingernails.

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.

Jack Byrnes

Todd Wolfhouse: Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator
Landfill: Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.

Go Go Tomago: Why is Baymax wearing carbon fiber underpants?
Baymax: This may undermine my non-threatening huggable design.
Fred: He's glorious!

[speaking to the spear-tooth] You must remember me. I gave you life.

D'Leh

Oh great. Isn't this magical?

Fat Bastard

This can't be good.

Sam Flynn

What, are you gonna give me some advice? Just say no? Well, forget it! How the fuck are you gonna save me from my life, huh?

Emilio Ramirez

Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum.

Admiral Piett

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