Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S. Quint: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.

Wardaddy: Fire! Hit that son of a bitch! Hit 'em!
Trini Garcia: Do your job! Do what you're here for!

Edward Ferrars: I hope I find you all well.
Marianne: Thank you, Edward, we are all very well.
Margaret: We've been enjoying very fine weather.
[Marianne nudges her]
Margaret: Well, we have.
Edward Ferrars: I'm glad to hear it. The roads were very... dry.

[to quarterback Mike Winchell] You're playing like the village idiot! You want people to think of you as the village idiot?

Coach Gary Gaines

I never wanted any of this, I never wanted to be in the Games, I just wanted to save my sister and keep Peeta alive.

Katniss Everdeen

Simon: [On phone] Is there a detective named McClane there?.
Inspector Cobb: He's on suspension.
Simon: No Walter, he's not. Not today.
Inspector Cobb: Who is this?
Simon: Call me Simon.
Inspector Cobb: What do you want?
Simon: I want to play a game.
Inspector Cobb: What kind of game?
Simon: Simon Says.

J. Jonah Jameson: Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?
Peter Parker: Oh... well, I...
J. Jonah Jameson: Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut.
Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, can you pay me in advance?
[Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]
J. Jonah Jameson: You serious? What, pay you for just standing there? The planeterium, 8:00. There's the door.

They're coming, Katniss. They're going to kill everyone. You'll be dead by morning.

Peeta Mellark

You have paid the price for your lack of vision.

The Emperor

Anybody hear that? It's a, um... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.

Tammy

Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

Graham Bloomwood

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