You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Wyatt Earp

Sandra Bloom: You don't even know me.
Young Ed Bloom: I have the rest of my life to find out.

You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga, it was a snake!

Frau Schmidt

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.

You're not, you're not good, Al. You stink.

Ty Webb

Youth is not a guarantee of innovation.

James Bond

Royal Magistrate: A most excellent idea, sire.
Longshanks: Is it?

A woman's whole life in a single day. Just one day. And in that day her whole life.

Virginia Woolf

Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.

General Grievous: Anakin Skywalker. I expected someone with your reputation to be a little... older.
Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous... you're shorter than I expected.
General Grievous: Jedi scum!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: We have a job to do, Anakin. Try not to upset him.

And I will lead them on a merry chase.


Nicholas Angel: And who are they?
Danny Butterman: His mother and sister?
Nicholas Angel: Yeah.
Danny Butterman: Same person.

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