You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Jonny, how do you feel about that?


Alby: Welcome to the Glade.
Thomas: Who put us here?
Alby: We don't know.

The ho train has left the station.

Sharice Watters

Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

Boo-Boo Buster

Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. Fat people don't go as high.

Do you want to win the War on Terror? Yes or no?

Senator Jasper Irving

Reuben Tishkoff: Frank, come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.

You think I'm ignorant of what you're up to because you haven't discussed this scheme with me as you ought to have done? When have I ever been so easily bamboozled? I believe you when you insist that amending the Constitution and abolishing slavery will end this war. And since you're sending my son into the war, woe to you if you fail to pass the amendment.

Mary Todd Lincoln

Marianne: Did you see him? He expressed himself well, did he not?
Mrs. Dashwood: With great decorum and honour.
Marianne: And spirit and wit and feeling!
Elinor: And economy, 10 words at most.

[Repeated line] Uh oh!

'Baby' Brent
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  • Rating: Unrated

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!

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