Mike: Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!

Legend says that a crystal skull was stolen from a mythical lost city in the Amazon, supposedly built out of solid gold, guarded by the living dead. Whoever returns the skull to the city temple will be given control over its power.

Indiana Jones

There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.

Dr. Evil

That's what they do. They weather the storm. But this storm is different, this storm is the SS.

Wilhelm Kunde

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Scotty

Mike: How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take?
Rob: Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is man, it's like you wake up everyday and it hurts a little bit less, and you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And the funny thing is that, this is kinda weird, but it's like, it's like, you almost miss that pain.
Mike: You miss the pain?
Rob: Yea, for the same reason you miss her. Because you lived with it for so long.

All it does is take one bite...

Evanora

Neo: I know kung fu.
Morpheus: [eyeing him, hand on chin] Show me.

And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for.

Mr. Cornish

Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places.
Danny: Yes they are. You think he'll mind?
Rusty: More than somewhat.

That is Dain Ironfoot, Thorin's cousin. I've always felt Thorin was the more reasonable of the two...

Gandalf

Captain Colton: We are receiving a message from the Chancellor's office, sir.
Senator Bail Organa: Send it through.
Captain Colton: Yes, sir.

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