[to Louis] Do you not read Latin?

Cotton Marcus

Larry: [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.
Everette: [sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!

I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.

Nicholas

Charles Frohman: [talking about plans for Peter Pan] ... And you have a pirate ship on stage, surrounded by tons and tons of water, James, that's a lot of water.
J.M. Barrie: It's a lot of water?
Charles Frohman: Yes, and that's a lot of money.

[to Kit] I don't want you hanging anymore. I don't wanna see you again. Understand?

Father

He's a natural born world-shaker.

Dragline

Valentine McKee: They're mutations caused by radiation. No, wait; the government made 'em. Big surprise for the Russians.
Rhonda LeBeck: Well, there's nothing like them in the fossil record... Okay, so they predate the fossil record. [pauses] That'd make them a couple of billion years old... and we've just never seen one until now. Right.
Earl Bassett: I vote for outer space. No way these are local boys.

When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?

Julian Mercer

[defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!

Gru

[to Fred] You're not Alec!

Stephen Baldwin

Jim Lovell: Uh, Houston, we are ready for the beginning of PTC, and I think once we're in that barbecue roll, Jack and I will eat.
Fred Haise, Sr.: Hey, I'm hungry.
Jim Lovell: Are you sure?
Fred Haise, Sr.: I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.

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