They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

Raymond Calitri

They're all here, aren't they? All the ghosts... All the ghosts are assembling for the party!


King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: Three!

These people are just excited about the savings.

Don Ready


Captain Billy Tyne

Brian O'Conner: Do you realize what this is? Lykan HyperSport. $3.4 million, 0-60 in less than 3 seconds. There's seven of these in the world and this guy keeps it locked up in a vault.
Dominic Toretto: Nothing's sadder than locking a beast in a cage.
Brian O'Conner: I wanna punch him in the face.

Troy Bolton: I've never even heard of Julliard.
Ms. Darbus: Well, that may be the case Mr. Bolton, but evidently Julliard has heard of you.

Nash: [to Charles] The prodigal roommate revealed. "Saw my name on the lecture slate." YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!
Dr. Rosen: Who are you talking to? Tell me who you see.
Nash: How do you say "Charles Herman" in Russian?

Every moment in life is a learning experience. Or what good is it, right?


[haggling with Tom]
Nick the Greek: What else does it come with?
Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?

[sucked into a tornado] I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet! Please!


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