You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.Trent
You suck! Jackass!Donald
[spots Hooper playing solitaire] Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.Quint
There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.Shmi Skywalker
Natalie Hegalhuzen: Nice office.
Marsha Dillon: It's bullet-proof.
Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
Cassie: Are you scared?
Capa: When a Stellar Bomb is triggered, very little will happen at first -and then a spark, will pop into existance, and it will hang for an instant, hovering in space and then, it will split into two, and those will split again, and again, and again... detonation beyond all imaging - the big bang on a small scale. - a new star born out of a dying one... I think it will be beautiful... No, i'm not scared
Cassie: ...I am.
Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.Agent Irina Spalko
Spirit, you and me are two of a kind.The Octopus
Kirby: You are just pissed off and bitter because you have not had sex in... how long? What is it... a year... maybe two? Refresh my memory please, Kevin. Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?
Kevin: Who won, huh? Nobody. Used to be sex was the only free thing, No longer. Alimony... palimony... it's all financial. Love is an illusion.
Kirby: It's the only illusion that counts, my friend.
Kevin: Says who?
Kirby: Anyone who's been in love.
Kevin: Love sucks.
Kirby: So does your attitude.
I love sluts! Sluts rock! It's just, you know, it's just gotta be the right slut, you know?Coop
Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do. Don't do that again.Kyle Reese