Ned Freedman: What are you eating?
Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: You dick!
You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.Clyde
Han Sing: Okay, here's the deal, meatball: You let me go, I let you live.
Maurice: [bursts out laughing] He says he's gonna let me live! Oh, you know what I'm gonna miss about you? The way you make me laugh.
Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!
David Mills: Why us?
Mark Swarr: He says he admires you.
[after Jake enters his avatar body]
Dr. Max Patel: Jake! Listen to me! You're not used to your avatar body. This is dangerous!
Jake Sully: [Excited] This is great.
Eben Olemaun: Hey, what do you say the two of us go outside and have a little talk, huh?
The Stranger: Now what's wrong... with a man... who want a little fresh meat?
Eben Olemaun: Come on. You and me. Let's go. I'm taking you outside.
The Stranger: I would like to see that.
Power wears out those who do not have it.Calo
Thank you Clitoris!Stan
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!Bill
Your clock is ticking.Professor Moriarty