Ned Freedman: What are you eating?
Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry.

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: You dick!

You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.

Clyde

Han Sing: Okay, here's the deal, meatball: You let me go, I let you live.
Maurice: [bursts out laughing] He says he's gonna let me live! Oh, you know what I'm gonna miss about you? The way you make me laugh.

Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

David Mills: Why us?
Mark Swarr: He says he admires you.

[after Jake enters his avatar body]
Dr. Max Patel: Jake! Listen to me! You're not used to your avatar body. This is dangerous!
Jake Sully: [Excited] This is great.

Eben Olemaun: Hey, what do you say the two of us go outside and have a little talk, huh?
The Stranger: Now what's wrong... with a man... who want a little fresh meat?
Eben Olemaun: Come on. You and me. Let's go. I'm taking you outside.
The Stranger: I would like to see that.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

Calo

Thank you Clitoris!

Stan

You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

Bill

Your clock is ticking.

Professor Moriarty

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