Constantine: You guys have all the freedom you want!
Muppets: WHAT?
Gonzo: When can I do my indoor running with the bulls?

James Carter: Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us.
Lee: They will torture us for three days.
James Carter: Okay, I can handle that.
Lee: Then they will cut off our eggrolls.
James Carter: Cut off our eggrolls? Oh hell no! We gotta get out of here! Don't give up!

It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.


Johnny Hooker: Hey where's June?
Loretta: She quit. I'm filling in for a few days till I can get a train outta here.
Johnny Hooker: Ya? Where ya going?
Loretta: I don't know, depends on which train I get on.

Sky people can not learn, they do not see.


All this time I thought I was more to you than a flaccid story.

Van Wilder

Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler... Welcome to Jurassic Park.

John Hammond

Wolverine: Magneto's right: there is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

By the way, I like to sleep in the nude.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Pogue Parry: Look, I don't even like the guy... are you sure you're not imagining this?
Caleb Danvers: I'm telling you; his eyes were as black as the night in the pool today.

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