I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it.

Mr. Earl Brooks

Holly McClane: They told me there were terrorists at the airport.
John McClane: Yeah, I heard that too.

I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.


A cat's a better mother than you.

Rhett Butler

[uncomfortable silence at kitchen table] Someone, tell a joke...

Old Man

All right, that's enough juice for now.


Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack.

Edward Cole

Apes do not want war!


No intensity, no victory.

Christina Pagniacci

Miles Darby: I left my G-4 at home.
Tyler Gage: [coughing] It's in his bag.

You have shown me a live I could only dream about back home by masturbating in my father's woodshed.


Isabel, you are going to feel very silly when this turns out to be make-believe.

Graham Hess

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