Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.
I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.Bob
Marcus Burnett: You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: I was.
Daniel Connelly: What do women want?
Holly Kennedy: [whispering] We have no idea what we want.
Daniel Connelly: I knew it!
Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale Doback: Fantasy league.
Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest.
[to Rhett] If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lyingScarlett
Bruce: Mitch, girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see.
Ox: I agree-gree.
Prem Kumar: Its getting hot in here.
Jamal Malik: Are you nervous?
Prem Kumar: [audience laughs] What? Am I nervous ? Its you whos in the hot seat, my friend!
Jamal Malik: Yes, sorry.
David Mills: What do you got?
William Somerset: Dead dog.
John Doe: I didn't do that.
I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!Ulysses Everett McGill
It's okay, Eleanor. It can be fixed.Memphis