I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Mike

Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?

Vernon Fenwick

I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!

'Baby' Brent

Sean Parker: One suggestion: Get rid of the "the". Just *Facebook*. Flows better.

Maybe it's not racism. Maybe it's just placism. A brother needs to know his place.

Willie 'Alien' Beamen

So, you took on the whole Nazi party?

Sally

Edward Ferrars: I hope I find you all well.
Marianne: Thank you, Edward, we are all very well.
Margaret: We've been enjoying very fine weather.
[Marianne nudges her]
Margaret: Well, we have.
Edward Ferrars: I'm glad to hear it. The roads were very... dry.

Evelyn: Jonathan.
Jonathan: Yes?
Evelyn: That's my husband and my son down there. Make me proud.
Jonathan: Today's that day, Evy.

Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Wade: Are you still in the military?
Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

[to Tony Mendez] The whole country is watching you, they just don't know it

Jack O'Donnell

Brett: This is the worst shit I've ever seen, man.
Parker: What you say? You got any biscuits over there?
Ripley: Here's some cornbread.
Parker: Cornbread. Yeah.
Lambert: I am cold.
Parker: Still with us, Brett?
Brett: Right.
Kane: Oh, I feel dead.
Parker: Anybody ever tell you you look dead, man?

Billy: The wet look is in, asshole.
Alec: That's Mr. Asshole to you.

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