Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. Beowulf... Stay with me. Give me a son, and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived. This... I swear...

Grendel's Mother

Hello Sam Sparks, I'm America!

Sam Sparks

They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.

Obi-Wan

You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!

Kyle

I did not fuck that pig Milton to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!

Angelina Tyler

Stop the penis party!

Womynist

Marty McFly: I don't understand this, Doc. How can this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something.
Doc: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!

If there is one thing I have learned, Number One, is never underestimate a Klingon.

Picard

I'm in so much trouble.

Matthew

Luc Clairmont: [at confession] Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...
Madame Audel: ...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so *innocent*. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...
Yvette Marceau: ...And it *melts*, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.

Bruce Wayne: I'm retired.
Lucius Fox: Well let me show you some stuff anyway. Just for old time's sake.

Jake Oleson: I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. I saw their teeth. They're like, vampires, you know?
Stella Oleson: Vampires don't exist, Jake.

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