Hey, Jake. Jake. I gotta pull over.
[drives the Bluesmobile through a guardrail]


Rachel Ferrier: What are we supposed to do for food?
Ray Ferrier: You know - order.

I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

Kumar Patel

All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.

Jimmy 'Popeye' Doyle

Toad has a wicked tongue, Senator. Just like you.


Jessica (in Clive's body): Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.

Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but millenniums in a place with no doors.

Joe Black

Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: The very words I live by.

Bartender: The bar's closed.
Aileen: Then do you think you could pull that stick out of your ass? Hm? Now that "the bar's closed."

Our justice must be swift and merciless.

Captain Dudley Smith

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

Drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to 'em in a racecar. They, they don't go to hospitals, they don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you've made history, darlin'.

Harry Hogge

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