Larry: I'm Larry, the doctor.
Anna: Hello, doctor Larry.
Larry: Feel free to call me The Sultan.

I'm not infectin the community. I got papers to prove Im not infected...


In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.

Master Roshi

George: I'm really great at what I do, Dad. I mean I'm really great at what I do.
Fred Jung: Let me tell you something, George: you'd have been great at anything.

I may not do everything great in my life, but I'm good at this. I manage to touch people's lives with what I do and I want to share this with you.

Carl Casper

Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.

It was... fun. Oh, my...


I feel like a bird!


Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies.

Joe Miller

We fight and then we fuck, that's our thing.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld

That is a sucker punch to the gonads.

Maxwell Smart

You married your *cousin*?


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