I've got a goddamn plan!

Valentine McKee

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.

Cop663: Since she left, everything in the flat is sad. Everything needed lulling to sleep.
[to a bar of soap]
Cop663: You've lost a lot of weight, you know. You used to be so chubby. Have more confidence in yourself.
[to a threadbare wet dishcloth]
Cop663: You have to stop crying, you know. Where's your strength and absorbency? You're so shabby these days.

Edie: Shouldn't everybody care about everybody else?
Terry: Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

Don't start tryin' to do the right thing, boy-o. You haven't the practice.

Captain Dudley Smith

O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit...
The Bride: Trix are for
O-Ren Ishii: Kids.

You could call me a man of the cloth, without the cloth.

Palmer Joss

Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot. [this while its flinging him around the ship]


The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the Fat Amy force!

Fat Amy

See you later, irrigator.


Oh. So *that's* puce.


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