This is one of my personal favorite parts of the tour. Please say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife Inez. Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems very proud of. She has carefully detailed it with lots of paint and glaze. And Pedro is working on an "adobe." Can you say that with me? "Adobe".

Tina

He'd kill us if he got the chance.

Mark

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Shelley

Stop the penis party!

Womynist

Stanley Goodspeed: Shoot him, not the rockets!
John Mason: Any other news, professor?

Wake up lil snoozy! Smell the smelling salts!

Chip Douglas

Beth: That's very mature, Fenwick.
Fenwick: Fuck mature!

Brigitta: I think your dress is the ugliest one I ever saw!
Kurt: Brigitta, you shouldn't say that!
Brigitta: Why not? Don't you think it's ugly?
Kurt: Of course, but Fraulein Helga's was ugliest.

I just couldn't stand to see that man take away your dignity.

Christine

Hydrogen times pi!

Ellie Arroway

Saraghina: Be... Italian...
Saraghina: Be Italian...
Saraghina: Take a chance and try to steal a fiery kiss!
Saraghina: Be Italian...
Saraghina: Be Italian...
Saraghina: When you hold me, don't just hold me, but... hold... this!...
Saraghina: ...Be a singer!
Chorus: Be a singer!
Saraghina: Be a lover!
Chorus: Be a lover!
Saraghina: Pick the flower now before the chance is past!
Chorus: Before it's past!
Saraghina: Be Italian!
Chorus: Be Italian!
Saraghina: Be Italian!
Chorus: Be Italian...
Saraghina: Live today as if it may... become... your last!

Grace: When are you coming home?
Anthony: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.

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