You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.Tony Manero
[after the Fouchet thug tries to shoot the gun nothing happens and Marcus slams him into a urinal] Next time, learn to work the safety with your punk-ass.Marcus Burnett
It’s just drinking games and bonding, why is that so painful for you?Jenko
Angelica Bell: What were you thinking about?
Virginia Woolf: I was going to kill my heroine. But I've changed my mind.
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.Patches O'Houlihan
Ethan Tremblay: "Hold Sonny."
Peter Highman: "Nope! Hand me that dog and I will rip it in half!"
Maria Elena used to say that only unfulfilled love can be romantic.Juan Antonio
You sound like you're from London!Surfing Instructor
Derek Vinyard: Jesus, Danny. What the fuck are you thinking?
Danny Vinyard: Derek, there's a black guy out there breaking into your car.
Derek Vinyard: How many Danny? How many?
Kill her if you can, loverboy.Cheryl
Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.
Chris Farraday: I was hopin' you'd understand, it's family, maybe we could work somethin' out.
Tim Briggs: I'll give you two weeks. If not, I'm going to come after the both of you.