Milo: You trust them to keep their word?
Atticus: I trust the law.

Grace: Debbie won the lottery.
Bruce: Oh, yeah? You're kidding.
Grace: But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.

Shaun: Hey guys, what's up?
Chad: Hey, what's up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we're at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what?
Arlo: Bro, that's not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my...
Chad: Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em.

Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.

Carl Spackler

You understand, that what ever I do, it comes back to you and mom. I don't want you to get hurt.

Katniss Everdeen

Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what. So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.

Otto

[whispering quickly in fright] Cass! There is someone in here...

Reese Houser

I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Smurfette

Hold your tongue, wench.

Drake

Phyllis: Neff is the name, isn't it?
Walter Neff: Yeah. Two "F"s, like in Philadelphia, if you know the story.
Phyllis: What story?
Walter Neff: The Philadelphia Story.

Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam Hussein: I love you.

[after kissing Julian] Good. That's very good.

Erica Barry

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