Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard Hayden: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.
Virginia Woolf: Do you think I may one day escape?
Vanessa Bell: One day.
My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.Max Rockatansky
Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"Van Wilder
The president wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!Tom Dobbs
Whit: I actually ran the London Marathon
Dennis: Oh that's a coincidence.
Whit: Why's that?
Dennis: Oh, I watched it on the tele... well... the last hour... I sleep in on Sundays.
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!Novak
DJ, drop it like it's hot!Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones
We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.Mark
Rosemary Cross: That's none of your business.
Max Fischer: I know it's not, but I just got hit my a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye."
Entire Sorority Group: Aye!