All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!

James Carter

My grandfather... was a very... SICK... man.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

Flor Moreno: It's something, watching you.
John Clasky: Well. Well, if it's anything on your end, imagine over here. Scratch that. The last thing you want to hear is someone going off on your looks.
Flor Moreno: Don't be crazy. Tell me EVERY detail.
John Clasky: Okay. Okay, I will.

[to Otis] Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.

Lex Luthor

Dude, am I ugly?


Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.

I'm always lookin' out my own eyes.

Benjamin Button

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!

Long Duk Dong

Rose: It's so unfair.
Ruth: Of course it's unfair. We're women. Our choices are never easy.

Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
Crowd: E's!
Andrew: Tit...
Crowd: E's!

D'Leh: What are they saying?
Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down.

I will simply deny you the crown and live... forever!

King Francis

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