All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!James Carter
My grandfather... was a very... SICK... man.Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Flor Moreno: It's something, watching you.
John Clasky: Well. Well, if it's anything on your end, imagine over here. Scratch that. The last thing you want to hear is someone going off on your looks.
Flor Moreno: Don't be crazy. Tell me EVERY detail.
John Clasky: Okay. Okay, I will.
[to Otis] Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.Lex Luthor
Dude, am I ugly?Klitz
Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.
I'm always lookin' out my own eyes.Benjamin Button
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!Long Duk Dong
Rose: It's so unfair.
Ruth: Of course it's unfair. We're women. Our choices are never easy.
Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
D'Leh: What are they saying?
Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down.
I will simply deny you the crown and live... forever!King Francis