Ray Charles: Well, where's the preacher at and the wife?
Della Bea Robinson: They're in Dallas till Monday.
Ray Charles: Well, hallelujah.

You've taught us so much more than I can ever have imagined.

Deon

[taps a rhythm on his nunchuks] MC Mikey!

Michelangelo

Hillary Altman: You can't leave this house; we're sitting shiva.
Wendy Altman: Mom, you're sitting in the exact same spot we put our Christmas tree.

Jerry Shaw: [shouting] Are you the one who called me on the phone?
Rachel Holloman: She called you, too?

Sharpay Evans: When did you become... one of them?
Ryan Evans: You know, I'll take that as a compliment.

Veronica Sawyer: Hey, Martha. My date for the prom kinda flaked out on me. I was wondering, If you weren't doing anything that night, maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn.
Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock: I'd like that.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah. Me too.

Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?

Klaus Daimler

Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.

Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.

I am a baaaad man.

Memphis

Nick Dunne. You're probably the most hated man in American right now. Did you kill your wife Nick?

Sharon Schieber

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