Frank: [watching Larry get thrown from a moving car and rolling up next to his feet] Who was that?
Larry Buckman: [Larry stands up and brushes himself off] Oh, just some friends of mine.
Frank: Friends? Friends slow down. Friends even stop!
Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.
Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.
You're lucky it was just me who figured it. Otherwise you would have had all three of us for wedding guests.Ray Coleman
I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.Walt Kowalski
Johnny Cash: Aw, June, love's more important than the tour.
June Carter: Is that right?
Johnny Cash: Yes, it is.
June Carter: Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work.
Dana Scully: What are you doing?
Fox Mulder: Trying to ignore you.
Jeffrey Pelt: Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?
Ambassador Lysenko: You make your point as delicately as ever, Mr. Pelt.
Mr. Peterson: [while getting lap dance] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.
I'm vertical running!Fat Amy
Lloyd Christmas: Why don't you roll me inside. We can get the nurse to get the catheter out of me.
Harry Dunne: We don't need nurses for that.
Lloyd Christmas: But don't you have to...
Bite it... You've got to bite it...Paul Marshall