Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.
Katie Cox: You're so coarse.
Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the rear entry situation.

Any last words? Come on, spit it out!

Charles Muntz

Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we shall send you back to Stratford to your wife!

Philip Henslowe

As I've told you before, in a job like yours, even when it's finished, there's always one more thing to do.

Colonel Green

Susan Cooper: [Wakes up next to Ford in bed] Aaaaah!
Rick Ford: Oh, stop screaming, you loved it.

Willie Morris: [grabs Junior and shakes him angrily] WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM? THAT'S MY DOG! SKIP!
Junior Smalls: [grasps Willie] I told you to keep that damn mutt out of here.

She used her super-intellect on me! She's like Hanibal Lecter.


Koba: Caesar weak!
Caesar: Koba weaker.

[breathes heavily, Darth Vader-style] I can't breathe in this thing!

Dark Helmet

Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.


Only God can judge us now.

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg

Who do you think you are...a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

George Herbert Walker Bush

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