You dont know the FIRST thing about serving your country.

Admiral Reigart

President Andrew Shepherd: [watching TV ad] Oh, wait a minute here comes my favorite part.
Bob Rumson: My name is Bob Rumson, and I'm running for President!
President Andrew Shepherd: Sure glad he cleared that up, because that crowd was about to buy some Amway products!

Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.

That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.

Ben

For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!

Ace Ventura

General Allenby: I've got orders to obey, thank God. Not like that poor devil. He's riding the whirlwind. Mr. Dryden: Let's hope we're not.

Otho: What happened to the people who lived here?
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.

To the forward command center take me.

Yoda

Debbie Dunham: Maybe if it's the goat killer, he'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
Terry Fields: I don't want to see the whole thing.

Marin: We know this about me. I'm just not cut out for this kind of drama.
Erica Barry: I think it's the drama in life that makes you strong.
Marin: You always say things like that!

Felix Leiter: You should have faith. As long as you keep your head about you, I think you could have him.
James Bond: Had. Excuse me.
Felix Leiter: You're not buying in?
James Bond: No.

Stella Baines: Marty, you look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?
Marty McFly: Yeah, I think maybe you do...

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