Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?

The Chad... is stuck.


Pat Webb: Are we certain that you want the gamin' control board eyeballing your record and your gangster pals like Nicky Santoro?
Ace Rothstein: I think you're way out of line talking to me like that. What your saying is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise.

I'm Irish! This is milk to me baby! Milk!

Father Brian Finn

People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Prince Edward

[in TV ad] Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems. You know, when my Grandpa was Mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don't have to worry about traffic. I'll hover convert your old road car into into a skyway flyer! For only $39,999.95, so come on down and see me Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep 'em flying!

Goldie Wilson III

The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!

Chuck Levine

There can't be any feeling between the likes of me and the likes of you.

Eliza Doolittle

Get on, Gramps!

Mutt Williams

We didn't exactly believe your story, Miss O'Shaughnessy. We believed your 200 dollars. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right.


Now you've pissed me off!


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