Steve Penteroudakis: [while at a bar] Yeah, listen, I been fucking everywhere putting up posters, man, you know? Every project hallway, all over City Point, everywhere, you know? I mean, it's a real tragedy. She used to come in here, sit up at the bar and shit. You know, she was like our mascot.
Angie Gennaro: Helene brought Amanda in here?
Steve Penteroudakis: No, mostly in the afternoons. I mean, it's not place for a child at night.

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as a oral bowel movement.

Randal Graves

You think you know the story of Dracula. You have no idea. But I'm going to show you. Drink Dracula.

Master Vampire

Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

Chicks like you give women a bad name.


Bartleby: A bird in the hand, dude. A bird in the hands.
Schrader: That doesn't make any sense.

Earl Bassett: No breakfast?
Valentine McKee: I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans.
Earl Bassett: No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy.
Valentine McKee: The hell you did! Baloney and beans. It's your turn!

Yeah, Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute has hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal.


David Skylark: He’s not evil! He was just born into a hard situation!
Aaron Rapoport: You can not pull out of this!
David Skylark: I’m pulling out!
Aaron Rapoport: You’re way too deep to pull out!
David Skylark: I’m pulling out!
Aaron Rapoport: No, we are not! You are leaving it in!

Nancy Hayes: Frank something came here last night and told me if I didn't give him $1500 for the wallets, he'd go to the cops. He settled for $450.
Jack Ryan: You got robbed. He would have settled for $100.

Wilson. WILSON!

Chuck Noland

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