You know what I like most about Las Vegas? You can be whoever you want to be.

Jill Taylor

Smaug: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS...
Smaug: [sees him] There you are, Thief in the Shadows!

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

T.E. Lawrence

Ishmael: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Roy: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.

Green Lantern: Don't worry Superman, I'll get you out of there
Superman: No,don't...
Green Lantern: Oh my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.
Superman: I super hate you.

[to Oz] You're capable of more than you know...


A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back.

English Bob

[pinned beneath a meteor] Goodbye, world! Keep rocking! And don't forget to buy my two new CDs, in stores now!

Hannah Montana

According to you, people should be born, live, and die in the same place.


I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?


There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.

Jabba the Hutt

You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.


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