Rhonda LeBeck: They only respond to vibration, right? Couldn't we... distract them somehow?
Valentine McKee: Yeah, something to keep 'em busy, like a... like a decoy!
Earl Bassett: Hey Melvin... wanna make a buck?
Angela Holden: Jesus. What do you want to do, cuddle?
Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...
Angela Holden: No. I wanna fuck!
Johnny Truelove: Blow me!
Angela Holden: I already tried that. It didn't work.
I think he smelled the pot!Vanessa Wetherhold
Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!Lulu
Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.
[Chris sees his infant child in the hands of a nurse] Hey!, That's my daughter.Chris Kyle
One more time, sweetness.Ernie McCracken
[Showing lighter to cavemen] Hey guys? Quest for fire, over.Larry
[to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!Mary Katherine Gallagher
Greg Focker: What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little... funky.
Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.
Mozart: I actually threw the score on the fire, he made me so angry.
Salieri: You burned the score?
Mozart: No, no. My wife took it out in time.
Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.