Rhonda LeBeck: They only respond to vibration, right? Couldn't we... distract them somehow?
Valentine McKee: Yeah, something to keep 'em busy, like a... like a decoy!
Earl Bassett: Hey Melvin... wanna make a buck?

Angela Holden: Jesus. What do you want to do, cuddle?
Johnny Truelove: Can't we just...
Angela Holden: No. I wanna fuck!
Johnny Truelove: Blow me!
Angela Holden: I already tried that. It didn't work.

I think he smelled the pot!

Vanessa Wetherhold

Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

Lulu

Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.

[Chris sees his infant child in the hands of a nurse] Hey!, That's my daughter.

Chris Kyle

One more time, sweetness.

Ernie McCracken

[Showing lighter to cavemen] Hey guys? Quest for fire, over.

Larry

[to Evian] Go drink a bottle of yourself!

Mary Katherine Gallagher

Greg Focker: What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little... funky.
Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.

Mozart: I actually threw the score on the fire, he made me so angry.
Salieri: You burned the score?
Mozart: No, no. My wife took it out in time.

Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.

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