Frank Falenczyk: Does that mean you're my sponser?
Tom: Does that mean you're asking?
Frank Falenczyk: Is this the part where we kiss?
This happens. This is something that happens.Stanley Spector
I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac; see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!Joel
The truth is, we acted too late. Only when our own national security was threatened, did we act.President James Marshall
Prince Humperdinck: This is your last chance! Surrender now!
Westley: Death! First!
Tarconi: [about Frank Martin] I wouldn't say he's a friend, I barely know the man.
Marshall Smith: You were cooking in his house!
Tarconi: I'm French.
Marshall Smith: So?
Tarconi: That's how we break the ice!
Gertie: Here he is.
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.
Austin Powers: You're insane, Goldmember.
Goldmember: And THAT'S the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!
[mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.
C-3PO: Is there anything I can do?
Luke: Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock.
You'd better not be back there jacking off to the Japanese comics, I swear to God...Comic Book Clerk
This is a war zone. If you stay here, you're going to get killed.Nurse
John McClane: You know how to hot-wire this thing?
Zeus: Of course I can, I'm an electrician. Only problem is... it takes too fuckin' long.