I can not promise you riches. What I can offer you the chance to save the world one case at a time.

Lucien Wilbanks

I want you to jab, right in the tits, until they turn blue and fall off.

Frankie Dunn

Lightning: Hey Webster, show a little respect!
Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, NOT because of my height and race!
Lightning: Nope, it's because you're short and black!
Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool?

Alan Garner: Who's baby is that?
Phil Wenneck: We'll deal with the baby later.
Stu Price: We're not gonna leave a baby in the room. There's a tiger in the bathroom!

Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.

Michael

If you let him testify at that hearing, the whole world will see what he's become. They should remember him for what he was.

Juan Trippe

Tom Cronin: He's making his first mistake.
Nicky: It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There's always an objective. Always a target.
Pamela Landy: The objectives and targets always came from us. Who's giving them to him now?
Nicky: Scary version? He is.

Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: No, it's Iowa.

Alice: The boy. Is he dead, too?
Tierney: Who?
Alice: The boy. Jason.
Tierney: Jason?
Alice: In the lake, the one - the one who attacked me - the one who pulled me underneath the water.
Tierney: Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.
Alice: But - then he's still out there.

Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour.

Rockhound

David: You still haven't met his mum?
Shaun: Not yet!
Philip: Don't you get on with your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: It's not that I don't get on with her...
David: Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: No! I love my mum!
Ed: I love his mum too.
Shaun: Ed!
Ed: [singing] She's like butter!
Shaun: Ed!

The Vice President in this case is like the Queen of England. You can't even buy airline tickets without talking to someone like me. Therefore, let me speak to The White House because I can assure you, I'm the one person who can make this all work out.

National Security Advisor Jack Doherty

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