If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family.Robert Wakefield
Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007!
How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.Lefty
Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?John
I'm on the board of my son's school, I have fundraisers for adult literacy at my own home. I think I have a right to know if my husband is a legitimate business man.Helena Ayala
Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest.
[about a previous hack] There was never any physical evidence I had anything to do with that... that... that wonderful piece of work.Luther Stickell
[to Diaval] Into a dragon!Maleficent
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.Ace Ventura
Greg Focker: What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little... funky.
Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.
Grace: It's weird. I woke up this morning and I swear my boobs felt bigger. Do they look bigger to you?
If Milty Mingleton can shove himself into that weenie bikini, then you don't need to be shy about making your donations to the swim team.Van Wilder