Fine. I'll give you both my number.

Fat Amy

Gaer Grimsrud: Where is Pancake's House?
Carl Showalter: What?
Gaer Grimsrud: We stop at Pancake's House.

Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.

Peter's another name for weaner.

Steve Barker

If you ever get of line over there again, I'll smash your fuckin' head in so hard, you won't be able to put that cowboy hat on. You hear me? Fuckin' hick.

Nicky Santoro

Harry: [after a kiss] Soft lips.
Erica: I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.

[to Jack] New model comin' in this week, remember? You're the best combine salesman we got. You're the only combine salesman, in fact...

Lureen Newsome

That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.

Walter Sobchak

Was it morally wrong to exploit our knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? That hot tub time machine turned us into kings!


Curt: I think we should split up. We can cover more ground that way!
Marty: Really?

Lee: Carter! I can't hold any more! I'm slipping!
Carter: Hang on a minute, I'll go get help!
Lee: [shouts] Carter!
Carter: Ah, I was just playin' wit ya...

Mace Windu: Anakin Skywalker, we have approved your appointment to the council as the Chancellor's personal representative.
Anakin Skywalker: I will do my best to uphold the principles of the Jedi order.
Yoda: Allow this appointment lightly, the council does not. Disturbing is this move by Chancellor Palpatine.
Anakin Skywalker: I understand.

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