Chris Farraday: I was hopin' you'd understand, it's family, maybe we could work somethin' out.
Tim Briggs: I'll give you two weeks. If not, I'm going to come after the both of you.
Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.Julie Beckley
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Frankie likes to say that boxing is an unnatural act, that everything in boxing is backwards: sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step back... But step back too far and you ain't fighting at all.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Newman, we're gonna send you a bunch of cops, make sure they turn that place over.
Newman: You got it Sam.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: And don't let them give you any shit about your pony tail.
Newman: I won't.
[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.Frank Falenczyk
[frantic] We have to go! You're all in danger! We have to go!Enrique
It happens every time, they all become blueberries.Willy Wonka
Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Edward Lewis: Veg out?
Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
Edward Lewis: Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
Beca: When I look back on this, I won't remember performing and competing. I'm going to remember you weirdos.
Cynthia-Rose: Me too
Stacie: Me too
Fat Amy: Me too
Deborah Clasky: You don't have any other questions for me?
John Clasky: What other questions could there be?