Don't just ram it in there like that. This is not a hole in the wall pal, It's Rollergirl.

Jack Horner

You fell. Hey fella, you fell.


Ryan Shoos: We gotta pull the fire alarm, somebody will find us.
Pfeifer Ross: [Upon discovering Charlie is standing behind brandishing his noose] Ahhh! No please no!

How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?

Yancy Devlin

Dori: Was that an earthquake?
Balin: That, my lad, was a dragon.

Logan: We didn't sign up for this.
Victor Creed: Who do you think you are? This is what we do!

Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter?
Gus Portokalos: NO!

Richard Ripley: Are those my suits?
Maurice "Snoopy" Miller: Nah, these are MY suits!

Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the fuck up. Next question.

I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!


You said you could save him, but what kind of a life will he have?

Clara Murphy

Somethin' weird is going on.


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