I always gagged on the silver spoon.

Charles Foster Kane

What's happening!

Diane

Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me 12 bucks.

Eben Olemaun: Hell of a day.
The Stranger: You just wait.

Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real.

Fred Simmons

Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Navin Johnson

[to Kid] You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.

B.J.

Jane Winslett-Richardson: Are we - are we safe in here?
Steve Zissou: I doubt it.
Klaus Daimler: Do you still want to blow him up?
Steve Zissou: No, we're out of dynamite anyway.
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

They were still booing him when we came on stage.

David St. Hubbins

Pete: Well hell, it ain't square one! Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope.
Delmar O'Donnell: Yeah, look at me.

[to Jake] Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]

Brett

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!

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