I'm counting on you, red, white and blue.

President James Marshall

Marie: I don't think he's every going to leave her.
Sally: I know he's never going to leave her.
Marie: You're right, you're right. I know you're right.

Al: A couple of guys, I owe them. So, that's what I did. I gave 'em the money. That's what I did.
Nicky Santoro: Yeah?
Al: Yeah.
Nicky Santoro: You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that fuckin' money? You're gonna stand here and tell me that?

Sin City's where you go in with your eyes open, or you don't come out at all.

Johnny

Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!

Donkey

Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Fat Amy

It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.

Marcy Dawson

Where are we going?

Christopher

He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.

Troy Dyer

[Picks up silver canister] This is an amazing find! You see it's got the marking there of... It's definitely Alien, but it, it isn't a weapon. However I still don't trust it.

Wikus Van De Merwe

Deputy Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
Tatum: Janitor is your superior.

Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?

FREE Movie Newsletter