This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?

Mr. Big

Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.

No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch!


Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.
Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?

If you men will take no pay, then none of us will.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw

Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across own in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

Lenore: I don't get you.
Bryan: What?
Lenore: You sacrificed our marriage to the service of the country, you've made a mess of your life in the service of your country; can't you sacrifice a little one time for your own daughter?
Bryan: I would sacrifice anything for her.

It's on this day. This day of all days. Her fate becomes clear to her.

Virginia Woolf

[reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.


Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.
Ace Ventura: Why? So you can beat him?
[talking about Melissa's dog]
Ace Ventura: Fatty.
Melissa: You're unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made.
Ace Ventura: Well, why don't you cry about it. Saddlebags.

Deborah Clasky: So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?
Evelyn Norwich: Besides that he turned it off?
Deborah Clasky: Yeah.
Evelyn Norwich: Forty messages starts to look needy.

I have a girlfriend, beat that out of me, bitch.

Dudley Frank

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