This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look?Mr. Big
Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.
No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch!Bryony
Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.
Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?
If you men will take no pay, then none of us will.Colonel Robert G. Shaw
Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across own in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.
Lenore: I don't get you.
Lenore: You sacrificed our marriage to the service of the country, you've made a mess of your life in the service of your country; can't you sacrifice a little one time for your own daughter?
Bryan: I would sacrifice anything for her.
It's on this day. This day of all days. Her fate becomes clear to her.Virginia Woolf
[reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.Sophie
Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.
Ace Ventura: Why? So you can beat him?
[talking about Melissa's dog]
Ace Ventura: Fatty.
Melissa: You're unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made.
Ace Ventura: Well, why don't you cry about it. Saddlebags.
Deborah Clasky: So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?
Evelyn Norwich: Besides that he turned it off?
Deborah Clasky: Yeah.
Evelyn Norwich: Forty messages starts to look needy.
I have a girlfriend, beat that out of me, bitch.Dudley Frank