Colleen: Tell Morgan to play games.
Graham Hess: I will.
Colleen: It's okay to be silly... Tell Bo to listen to her brother. He'll always take care of her.
Graham Hess: I will.
Colleen: Tell Graham...
Graham Hess: I'm here.
Colleen: Tell Graham... to see. Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away.

Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?

Payroll Cashier

Finch: Did not just take out that chair.
Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair.

Professor Snape: You were seen! By no less than seven Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on Whomping Willow, that's been on these grounds since before you were born!
Ron: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
Professor Snape: Silence! I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home TONIGHT!

Junior: She's coming down to you!
Burnham: Hey I told you, I don't hurt people.

Be careful. There're very poisonous. And Zam, there can be no mistakes this time.

Jango Fett

Alarm Guy: So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Safecracker: I heard he wears makeup.
Alarm Guy: Makeup?
Safecracker: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Rufus T. Firefly: Awfully decent of you to drop in today. Do you realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it?
Chicolini: I've done it already.
Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what?
Chicolini: I've changed to the other side.
Rufus T. Firefly: So you're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here?
Chicolini: Well, the food is better over here.

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

Louis Winthorpe III

Matt Kowalski: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
Mission Control: Please elaborate.
Matt Kowalski: Well, it reminds of a story.

[given a blanket] Oh good, the itchy kind, my favorite, does this one also have small pox? And that was a human tooth...

Maxwell Smart

The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this.

Paul Edgecomb

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