Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar O'Donnell: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

Dr. Peter Venkman

They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.

Obi-Wan

Jedi bitch!

Jay

Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin'.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.

Mas Amedda: Senator Organa... the Supreme Chancellor requests your presence at a special session of Congress.
Senator Bail Organa: I will be there.
Mas Amedda: He will be expecting you.
Senator Bail Organa: It could be a trap. It could be a trap.

Mac: This ain't gonna be easy.
Indiana Jones: Not as easy as it used to be.

Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

Ulysses Everett McGill

Hotel Manager: I thought they might work for the government.
Robert Angier: No?
Hotel Manager: Worse. They work for Thomas Edison.

Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.

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