Once, I sent him over the Great Wall. He was lost for three days!

Chon Lin

Oseary Drakoulias: I spoke with Larry Amin, and it's a pass.
Steve Zissou: In other words, you fucked us!
Oseary Drakoulias: Let's not cast stones at one another, my dear.

Cameron: You made the fat kid a little nervous. He thinks the joint messed with your mind.
Derek Vinyard: It did.

Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.

Police Liaison Officer: What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
Dale Denton: Oh, oh, it's a roach. It's a joint. I have anorexia. Honest I thought it was decriminalized.
Police Liaison Officer: Selling drugs to minors has *not* been decriminalized. I'm the police liaison officer with this school and I just saw a bunch of my kids comin' around the corner with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond

What if I send it in and they don't like it? What if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get out of here, kid. You got no future." I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man!

Marty McFly

You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!

Tony Manero

[suited up] You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD.

Jay

In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.

He Zhiwu, Cop 223

[to Danielle] I thought I was looking at your mother.

Maurice

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

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