This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.

Dancin' Rick

What you are imagining right now? That place can be as real as anything.

Madam Gorski

Close you eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, there's no place like home.

Glinda

Lt. Frank Drebin: How are the children?
Jane Spencer: We didn't have any children.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, of course.
Jane Spencer: How was your prostate operation?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh, good. Fine. Never been better.

For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.

Conan's Father

Balthasar: Pardon me - you are a stranger here. Would you be from Nazareth?
Judah Ben-Hur: Why do you ask?
Balthasar: I thought... you might be the one... the one I have come back from my country to find. He would be about your age.
Judah Ben-Hur: Who?
Balthasar: When I find him, I shall know him.

Thank you Clitoris!

Stan

Wilson. WILSON!

Chuck Noland

What happened... was murder... and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?

Jake

It's hell out there. Matthew's trapped with an evangelist from Minnesota.

Gareth

[breaks up a fight] Hey! You're white, you're white! You don't fight!

Ben

Lt. Dixon Piper: "Now remember MacGruber. You gotta keep him on long enough to get a location."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, I've done this before. Now, listen to me you piece of... He hung up. Did you get it?"
Vicki St. Elmo: "No."
MacGruber: "Damn it! Is that thing working?!"

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