Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.


I'm just a regular guy who did a wicked fucking awesome thing.


So what if he beat you with a candle stick. I bet it happens all the time!


What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.

Miles Logan

You’re in love. Have a beer.


I don't feel drunk.

Leonard Shelby

Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.

Charlie: Good morning, angels.
Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!

Professor Henry Jones: Marcus.
Marcus Brody: Aah.
Professor Henry Jones: Genius of the res-to-ration.
Marcus Brody: Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation. Henry, what are you doing here?
Professor Henry Jones: It's a rescue. Come on.

Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!

Franz Liebkind

It is interesting the many ways you and I overlap; you're the youngest of three James boys, I'm the youngest of five Ford boys. You have blue eyes, I have blue eyes. You're five feet eight inches tall, I'm five feet eight inches tall.

Robert Ford

Michael Bolton: You haven't even been showing up for work, and you got to keep your job.
Peter Gibbons: Actually I'm being promoted.

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