[on seeing eggs scratching his crotch] NO! Don't scratch those! That's why they're called privates!

Winnie

Dodge this.

Trinity

Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man

Amber Waves: What's going on down there?
Rollergirl: I have to go pee.
Amber Waves: Well, pee then.

Maya: I saw your friend Gordon this morning
Dennis: I'll replace anything he stole.

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

President Skroob

[singing] This is the last time to get it right. This is the last chance to make it all night. We gotta show what we're all about, work together. This is the last chance to make our mark. History will know who we are. This is the last game so make it count. It's now or never.

Troy Bolton

I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.

Robert

[to Ahmet] Don't worry about it, man. If this monkey gets too heavy on my back, I will get an organ grinder and put him to work.

Ray Charles

I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Dr. Lester

I wanna remember us just as we are now.

Benjamin Button

Move it, Speed! It's getting ugly out there!

Trixie

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