Marty McFly: Listen, you got a back door to this place?
Bartender: Yeah, it's in the back.
[narrating] She looks at me everyday. Mary Jane Watson. Oh boy! If she only knew how I felt about her. But she can never know. I made a choice once to live a life of responsibility. A life she can never be a part of. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man, given a job to do. And I'm Peter Parker, and I too have a job.Peter Parker
What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?Tony Stark
MacGruber: Your companion is a very beautiful young woman.
Dieter Von Cunth: Thank you.
MacGruber: I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am.
Dieter Von Cunth: This is my daughter.
When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!Flint Lockwood
Nick Portokalos: Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become.
Toula Portokalos: Nick, that's beautiful.
Nick Portokalos: Yeah, that Dear Abby really knows what she's talking about.
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.Roy O'Bannon
We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.Cooper
[after a shipwreck]
Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!
Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?
[Evie is drunk]
Evelyn: You're wondering, "What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?"
Rick: Yeah, something like that.
Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything.