Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?

Fuck off with your D&D GoBot bullshit.

Randal Graves

Gretta: I told you, I write songs from time to time.
Dan: What do you write them for?
Gretta: What do you mean what for? For my pleasure. And for my cat.
Dan: Oh really? Does he like them?
Gretta: She. Yes, she seems to.
Dan: How do you know?
Gretta: Because she purrs.
Dan: Maybe she's booing.
Gretta: No, she purrs at Leonard Cohen, too, and she has very good taste.
Dan: Maybe she's fucking with you.

Behold the quintessential Devil in these matters

Klingon Ambassador

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

Don't stare at me with those big eyes. Geez, you look like one of those barefoot kids from Boliva who needs foster parents.

Isaac Davis

You don't wanna talk you wanna poke dents on my baby's head!

Sally

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

Sean Parker: One suggestion: Get rid of the "the". Just *Facebook*. Flows better.

[Showing lighter to cavemen] Hey guys? Quest for fire, over.

Larry

[to the Terminator] This severe routine is getting old. You're acting like such a geek.

John Connor

Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me my job back.
Perry White: Don't thank me. Thank Norm Parker for dying!
Jimmy Olsen: It was his time

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