I told myself it was beneath my dignity to arrest a man for pilfering firewood. But nothing ordered by the party is beneath the dignity of any man, and the party was right

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago

Logan: We didn't sign up for this.
Victor Creed: Who do you think you are? This is what we do!

[a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!

Mac MacGuff

There's some men coming to kill us. We've got to kill them first.

James Bond

Crazy kids with their crazy VDs.

Van Wilder

SpongeBob SquarePants: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.

Oh God, I'm a dead man.

Al

We are not sinking, we are crashing!

Willie

Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure.

Elle

Macaulay Connor: It can't be anything like love, can it?
Tracy Lord: No, no, it can't be.
Macaulay Connor: Would it be inconvenient?
Tracy Lord: Terribly.

Kimmy Wallace: I think I'm going to cry.
Julianne Potter: Me too.

Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.
Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul: Yeah, well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Danny: Yeah.
Saul: Oh. Okay.

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