[shouting] I'm a man!

Earl Little

Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!

You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.

Clyde

That's Strickland? Jesus. Didn't that guy ever have hair?

Marty McFly

Bruce Banner: I've got a problem. There are aspects of my personality that I can't control.
Dr. Samson: See a shrink.
Bruce Banner: It's a little more complicated than that.
Dr. Samson: Bruce. Trust me when I tell you, I've heard them all.
Bruce Banner: Not this one

Augusten. Don't smoke my cigarettes. You have a pack of your own.

Deirdre Burroughs

Nova Prime Rael: The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.
Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?

Truck Driver: [shouts] Ya dumb broad!
Driving instructor: All right, Stephanie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger. Very good. Well done.

Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"

So what do we do? What do we do?

Andrew Largeman

It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

Alonzo Harris

Get off my plane!

President James Marshall

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