Winnie: BoxTroll Exterminators? They live down in Curds Way.
Eggs: How do I get there?
Winnie: Curds Way?
Winnie: Milk turns into it.

Samantha Newman - Age 5: Daddy, how much longer are you going to live?
Michael Newman: [to cellphone] One minute.
Samantha Newman - Age 5: One minute?

[everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?

Whitney Taylor Brown

[to Mack] "You don't know me, but I love him."

Roxanne Simpson

T.S. Quint: How easily do you quit? Say you wind up with one of us?
Brodie: Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here.
Gil Hicks: Well, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh.
Brodie: Well, why not? Because he's fat? Now you have something against fat people, too?

Jesus, Tom, I was just speculatin' about a hypothesis. I know I don't know nothin'.


I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!


Handle with care, fellas. I'm valuable property.

Roger Thornhill

All right, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled, and killed, and you have done it using loyalties on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell!

Eugene Kittridge

Zeus: How do Catholics do their thing?
John McClane: North, South, West, East.

Lets keep, truckin'!

Willy Wonka

I was an only child. He was an only dog.


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