I could have died there on the street, but that wouldn't have been justice. At least not the justice father's teach their sons.

Walter Sparrow

Colonel Sandurz: They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?

Sheba Hart: So that's your vicious father?
Steven Connolly: You wanted a sob story, I gave it to you. Made you feel like Bob Geldof.
Sheba Hart: You lied to me!
Steven Connolly: Ooooh, sorry, Miss! What, would you prefer it if I lived in a shithole?
Sheba Hart: And your mother?
Steven Connolly: I think she's gonna pull through. What do you want? What're you doin' here?

Carl Peterson: Are you in love with my wife?
Dupree: How can you ask me that?

Not so tough without your car, are yeah?


Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.


I can save us.


Oh, this is too violent for me!

Don Fanucci

Alex: I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a *real* lion.
Marty: As opposed to what, a *chocolate* lion?

Private Reiben: I got a bad feeling about this one.
Captain Miller: When was the last time you felt good about anything?

If we don't act now, we may not have much of an America left to defend.

Albert Nimzicki

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about the way I look
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.
Johnny Storm: [walking through a crowd] Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!
Ben Grimm: Hey! Mr. Sensitive!
Johnny Storm: [flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]
Ben Grimm: Showoff!

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