That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit.

Stu Price

[on the phone, in Hindi] Bolo?

Megamind
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Sha-zam.

Foxxy Cleopatra

Marion: Bar's closed.
Toht: We are - hehe - not thirsty.

Jerry Maguire: How's your head?
Rod Tidwell: Bubblicious.

[to Anna] I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.

Malcolm Crowe

Agent Romanov is comfortable with everything.

Nick Fury

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Lisbeth Salander: I've taken care of myself since I was ten.
Nils Bjurman: The state has taken care of you.

Why don't you go play in the office a minute. Sue someone for everything they've got. Maybe you send a fax to one of your girlfriends!

Fletcher

Dante Hicks: Somebody put gum in the locks.
Randal Graves: Buncha savages in this town.
Dante Hicks: That's what I said.

Richard Hayden: No way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed.
Tommy: I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... AWESOME!! ... but, sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks.

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