[trying to pronounce his name] Wa... WwALL-E

WALL-E

Biff Tannen: What are you looking at, butt head?
Skinhead: Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.

Hey, I found a toaster.

Kit Carruthers

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Jake

Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. [pauses] Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... through... eel-infested waters...

Marion Crane: Oh, we can see each other. We can even have dinner but respectably in my house with my mother's picture on the mantel and my sister helping me broil a big steak for three.
Sam Loomis: And after the steak, do we send Sister to the movies? Turn mama's picture to the wall?

This happens. This is something that happens.

Stanley Spector

What, are you trippin'?

Erin Gruwell

Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

That's C-4, man.

Cody

[about Glaunt] It's amazing how he fell perfectly into the drawing on the floor.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

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